Tales from a broken man.

Say hello to Charlie.

Charlie needed new tires, because he said that they helped his traction during the winter months. I'm a nice guy, so I went out and bought Charlie some new tires. It snowed for a couple days, and Charlie was able to stay adhered to the ground, even while taking corners at 35 mph. He was happy. I was happy.

But tires are expensive, especially for a guy who is in the process of paying back his college loans while renting a deluxe apartment on the North side of town. So now I'm living on a diet of rice and tuna until my next paycheck arrives from on high.

The things I do for my car.

-Erik Hagen

P.S. If you have any money to spare, track me down. If I eat any more tuna, I'm likely to sprout gills.