Rules Can Be Fun!!
Welcome to my Head-noise.
My name is Erik Hagen, and I am your leader. Feel free to look around, but don't touch anything. This is where I talk, you listen and we all feel better about ourselves. First, some ground rules, because rules are the first stop on the path towards good, clean fun.
1. Topics are all off the top of my head, scary as that may be.
2. If you comment, I will answer. I do this in the spirit of community and good will. I am so awesome.
3. I will force my musical interests on you. This is for the best.
4. I will not force my political or religious beliefs on you. You're gonna have to take care of yourself for those.
5. I may offend you. This does not concern me as much as it should.
6. I reserve the right to take cheap shots at things or people I do not like. That which I do not agree with, I will mercilessly taunt until it goes away. I do this to entertain, which makes it all better. Right?
7. I like non-sequiturs.
8. Clowns are scary.
9. If I see something on the Internet that I like, I will tell you about it. You will enjoy it, and we will have a good laugh about it, because we will then be friends. For life.
10. We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Stop in when you can.
11. I update when I feel like it.
12. No shoes, no shirt, what do I care? I can't see you.
13. Adult swim only. No kids. They leave fingerprints on the glass. I don't like that.
14. I will talk about my girlfriend and my family. They will become offended by my bringing up personal details on the Internet. I will feel shame for a short time, followed by an inappropriate amount of apathy. The natural order will restore itself.
15. No smilies. Please.
Read the rules. Know the rules. Be one with them. But if you learn only one thing here, let it be this:
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
My name is Erik Hagen, and I am your leader. Feel free to look around, but don't touch anything. This is where I talk, you listen and we all feel better about ourselves. First, some ground rules, because rules are the first stop on the path towards good, clean fun.
1. Topics are all off the top of my head, scary as that may be.
2. If you comment, I will answer. I do this in the spirit of community and good will. I am so awesome.
3. I will force my musical interests on you. This is for the best.
4. I will not force my political or religious beliefs on you. You're gonna have to take care of yourself for those.
5. I may offend you. This does not concern me as much as it should.
6. I reserve the right to take cheap shots at things or people I do not like. That which I do not agree with, I will mercilessly taunt until it goes away. I do this to entertain, which makes it all better. Right?
7. I like non-sequiturs.
8. Clowns are scary.
9. If I see something on the Internet that I like, I will tell you about it. You will enjoy it, and we will have a good laugh about it, because we will then be friends. For life.
10. We are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Stop in when you can.
11. I update when I feel like it.
12. No shoes, no shirt, what do I care? I can't see you.
13. Adult swim only. No kids. They leave fingerprints on the glass. I don't like that.
14. I will talk about my girlfriend and my family. They will become offended by my bringing up personal details on the Internet. I will feel shame for a short time, followed by an inappropriate amount of apathy. The natural order will restore itself.
15. No smilies. Please.
Read the rules. Know the rules. Be one with them. But if you learn only one thing here, let it be this:
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
posted by Erik Hagen at 2:04 PM
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